The debate is ongoing and has been forever it seems, briefs or boxers, boxers or briefs. There really has not been a concrete answer as to which is greater or better.

The time for being wishy-washy or sitting on the fence and waffling over which is the better style of men’s undergarments is finished. The choice is today and you need to make it. Today, not tomorrow, but today. The fate of a debate free republic rests on your rapid response.

Which is it, boxers or briefs? It’s not really a difficult choice, is it? You have a 50/50 chance of getting it wrong, or a 50/50 chance of getting it right. But you must choose.

Women, you’ll get a chance to respond too. Men, your choice may be easier, given the fact that you have to actually wear them. End the debate quickly.

Men will choose how it feels over how it looks (comfort vs. aesthetics); women will choose aesthetics over comfort because quite frankly, It’s not something they are likely to wear, men’s underwear, that is.

Then again, women have their own comfort zone when it comes to boxers and briefs, don’t they? They have a three-way choice between bikinis, briefs, or long cut or whatever the standard is in women’s undergarments. I don’t linger in the women’s department of stores very often. If I’m getting something for my spouse, it’s targeted and quick. No dilly-dallying. No lounging around.

But, that’s not what this debate is about. The poll you’re voting for is one question and one question only. If you’re a man, it’s still one question. If you’re a woman, same question.

You will be one in six million people who vote on this issue because that’s the number of people who will vote on this issue before it’s closed out and finalized. Fortunately, you will have a say in the matter and it will be heard. Don’t take this responsibility lightly.

Check back into the site to see how it’s doing. Pass the poll address around to others. Before it’s all said and done, we might have T-shirts and mugs and other memorabilia available so you can champion your vote. I said earlier that the fate of a debate-free republic rests on your quick and timely response. Perhaps I didn’t state it forceful enough: the fate of the known world rests on the final outcome. We’ve got to know the answer.