Birthday is one of the most special days in every persons life. It is special because it is the day one is born. Hence, it is considered as personal occasion of celebration. It is most memorable day of anyones life. Its the time when we share happiness and joy with our friends and family.

Birthday is the day of Enjoy and having fun with friends and family. Birthday has inspired a large number of Humorous quotes and Funny Sayings. There are so many funny sayings on birthday. These Funny Sayings can be great way to instill fun and humor into celebration. They bring smile on birthday persons face and enhance his/her mood.

Here are some of the Famous Funny birthday Sayings:

1. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

2. Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.

3. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

4. Heres the secret to look younger: Dress like a teenager with baggy, oversized clothes they will hide your baggy, oversized body.

5. There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.

6. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

7. Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

8. Dont worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, dont worry about the past, you can’t change it, dont worry about the present, I have not got one for you!

9. about the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. —Gloria Pitzer

10. Of late I appear to have reached that stage, when people who look old who are only my age.

11. True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.

12. The nations best kept secret is Your true age!

13. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

14. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

15. I expect you to know older people are revered and respected in some cultures, so have a fantastic birthday, oh great one!

16. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

17. The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

18. A diplomatic husband said to his wife, How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?

19. My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

20. Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.